Saturday 11 January 2003

What's up with these gas masks everyone seems to be buying these days? Somebody with more knowledge on the matter correct me if i'm wrong, but don't most biological agents act just as harmfully if they make contact with your skin? Yet in every picture I see of an idiot in a gas mark they've got exposed skin everywhere but their face. I'm thinking Anthrax here in particular.

See, for instance, the multitude of pictures of paranoid gits (and their kids, where are the authorities when you really need them?) in today's Herald-Sun.

I must go now, i'm off to Ebay to sell Safeway bags that prevent all known biological agents, and some that haven't even been invented yet.

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