Tuesday, 21 January 2003

I don't know what i've done in the last week but for the last few days i've been bombarded with "Thanks for signing up to our hot XXX emails" messages and have spent ages removing myself from these f'ing lists.

Now, i'm not much a conspiracy theory fan but every single one of these has my email address in block capital letters - a way I never write it anywhere. Surely the throwaway rubbish I write on here couldn't have offended anyone enough to make them sign me up to a truckload of questionable porn?

Anyway, to the mystery porn donor - whoever you are, thanks but i'm not really interested in meeting "local lesbians" (because they kind of, y'know, like women not men) or seeing horses used in a way that would make Bart Cummings shed a tear.

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