Wednesday, 15 January 2003

Oh dear, the Australian Open officials got their money-making Centre Court match and then fed their sacrificial bimbo to the sharks.

FIFTH-seed Justin Henin-Hardenne of Belgium qualified for the third round of the Australian Open today, defeating Russia's Anna Kournikova 6-0 6-1

Now 95% of the male population of Melbourne are going to have to go back to real porn. Adult store owners, stock up now - there's gonna be a rush.

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