There's a really pointless feature in the Herald-Sun today telling us what sports the top tennis players are REALLY suited to.
Silliness like Pete Sampras as an Australian Rules player, Juan Carlos Ferrero as a surfer and Anna Kournikova as a badminton player (I would suggest porn as being a more appropriate career path) is all eclipsed when they get down to Nicole Pratt
That's just taking the piss. Mind you, they give Venus Williams the tick of approval for Lacrosse when Rugby League might be more appropriate.
Slow news day? I think so. Or maybe I should read a decent paper instead...