New guy making a splash in the highly competitive Blog world, The Yobbo has stumbled upon a dastardly plot.
The presence of Andy Symonds in Australia's world cup cricket squad could be an ASIO/MI5 plot to assassinate Robert Mugabe, according to the troubled dictator. While obviously not in the squad on form alone, Symonds has lived in both Australia and the UK, and could have trained with British Intelligence in an assassination plot.
What's up with that? Andrew Symonds couldn't kill a puppy with a cricket bat. Let's do something that'll really kick things off and send Brett Lee as a suicide bomber instead (*).
(*) - Sentence represents today's Government assigned quota of bad taste and extremely offensive content.
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