Thursday, 27 January 2005

Hose gags aplenty

I have decided that as of Monday I’m going to FIREFIGHTER UNIVERSITY!

Four Sacramento, California firefighters who admitted to having sex while on duty have been suspended pending an investigation, a spokesman for the city’s fire department said on Tuesday. The three men, including a captain, admitted to having sex with a fourth firefighter, a woman, while on duty… The probe follows an investigation after city firefighters attended a local porn-star costume ball last July.


“The four individuals have admitted to having sex in the firehouse,” said Captain Niko King, a spokesman for the department. “They even conspired to keep it secret by putting one person on watch so they wouldn’t get caught.”

Finally a rewarding career that can give me the sort of benefits and career incentives that I’ve been looking for.

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