August 23rd, 1995
It was about this time that I ran out of creative steam and ended up writing rants that spanned several different subjects on the one page. I'm especially impressed at how this one changes from being about Crichton-Brown to being about Anna Nicole-Smith in the one line.
BOXING is a farce, it is crud soon it will be as rigged as proffesional wrestling. First we had Ray Mercer the man who has dollar signs around his pants and gets arrested for bribery. Now it's Mike Tyson who gets $35 million so he can afford to swing McNeely a few bucks. This was so bad it looks like Tyson will never unravel himself from the "Cocoon Of Horror"
Noel Crichton-Brown is a stupid plank who should be hung naked over a vat of hot fat. His only possible job when he has finished his life... oops I mean his job is the man on one of those 0055 Sex Lines, he is the biggest hornbag to get into parliament since Big John Brumby and his band of morons got into the Victorian parliament.
He should just squirm out of the senate and crawl back under the rock she came out from in the first place.
WARNING: To Mike Tyson. IF YOU ARE APPROACHED BY ANNA-NICOLE SMITH PUT AWAY YOUR WALLET AND ALL VALUABLES.