Monday, 3 March 2003

Soft Drink multinational are paying bloggers to flog their new drink. At this point let me remind you that we are in no way bound by cash for comment and if they write me a sizeable cheque then I will be more than happy to say whatever they like about whatever crap they're trying to sell.

Let's do a test run,

Dr. Pepper does NOT taste like the Ebola virus in liquid form, and I WOULD be happy to drink it without a shotgun being pointed at my genitalia.

There, that was easy. Now please address all cash payments to Adam S. Project at the usual address.

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