Anyone else remember Pro Wrestling for the Nintendo? I do, mainly because it had the most awesome music in videogame history (the same tune as all the generic Baseball/Tennis/Football games on the NES) and because it had one of the greatest characters in video game history. Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for,
This reviewer hates King Slender, he prefers the completely useless Star Man. This guy hates him too, I quote
The fans hate him too, and one enraged group of white trash attendees, wearing body paint and cheese wedge hats, nearly stoned him to death with various fruits. League officials claim they were laughing too hard to stop the brutal beating. There were no flowers sent to his hospital room, even from his mother. No one likes Slender.
The three things other than King Slender which make this game a classic,
a) The Ring Apron says "Go Fight!"
b) When you win a bout you get some quality Engrish (left)
c) The psychadelic flashing crowd celebrations after every match. Epileptics beware!
There's actually a band called King Slender which is a shame because I had that on my short list of names if I ever ended up in a band. Luckily that's never going to happen anyway so the problem is somewhat avoided.
In summary,
BEST
GAME
EVER
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