Washington Post interview the author of the worst book ever. Here's a summary of the plot,
George W. Bush would secretly arrange a giant parade in Washington honoring the richest people in America, who would march front to back in order of their net worth. A cadre of earnest, teetotaling college students would get wind of this and, encouraged by Sen. Russ Feingold of Wisconsin, rise up to stage a heroic counter-parade honoring basic American values like morality and hard work.
The article is an absolute classic. He really has no idea how stupid and pointless his novel is.