Today's best from Portal of Evil News.
Americans obviously concerned about threat of war, decide to do something about it
Two women were arrested Saturday night for displaying sexual behavior in the shop window of Nogginz, located on the 500 block of State Street.
Officers on patrol approached the store after 2:30 a.m. when they noticed a crowd yelling and cheering in front of the window. They arrived to find 23-year-old Amy Williams, a Nogginz employee from Ionia, Mich., and Madison resident Meagan Kleinheinz, 22, engaging in sexual activity. Williams wore nothing but her pants around her ankles.
As the officers confronted the women, the eight to 10 males outside watching began to boo the officers, Sgt. Ann Lehner said.
German not happy about war, stabs man in desperate plea for peace.
A German tourist stabbed an American at a central Philippine beach resort during an argument over military action against Iraq, police said Monday.
"According to the German guy, he didn't want war, but the American said they were a strong nation and they could pulverize Iraq," Moalboal police chief Henry Obiso told The Associated Press by telephone. "I admonished them to avoid drinking excessively and leave such a delicate topic to their governments.
An argument in favor of video games,
Twenty-somethings may be great at blasting aliens out of the virtual sky, but most can't shoot a deer or hook a trout in the real world.
The number of people aged 18 to 24 who participate in hunting or fishing has been on the decline for the last decade, according to the latest numbers from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
Experts say the proliferation of video games, a lack of exposure to nature and a misperception of the sports have all contributed to the decline of young people stalking prey.
And finally, uptight American lawmakers give us another reason to hate their country,
Donated plaques with the motto "In God We Trust" would be posted in all state buildings and public schools under a bill passed by a House committee Thursday.
The measure's sponsor, Rep. Debbie Stafford, an Aurora Republican, choked back tears when she told of a serviceman headed to Kuwait who asked her for a flag.
She also talked about her stomach "turning" when she received an e-mail from an "unpatriotic" local high school teacher who said he wouldn't post the plaque in his classroom.
To paraphrase that SBS ad, the world is a fucked up place.