We were all scared shitless when it emerged that there MSN Groups dedicated to the absolute hero worship on a sick level of one Mr. Guy Sebastian - and rightly so. But imagine the sheer TERROR when I was attempting to find out how highly I ranked on Google for the search string 'brett lee is shit' and discovered this.
Here's a sample of the wonderful content,
welcum to BL family lol r we related to him? LMFAO i wish don't i! hehe hope u enjoy it here and sometimes we get really crazy so just ignore us when we do!
To quote my fellow fast bowling cynic Amul when I sent this to him on MSN..
ENGLISH YOU STUPID TEENIE BOPPER SLUT
Harsh but true.
So, are we set for objective critiscm and in-depth analysis of why he can't bowl for shit? Well, let this heading be your guide to that.
IS THE BEST CRICKETER IN THE WORLD
look even he thinks so heheeh
And just in case you didn't know who he was..
FAMOUS FOR: Being a fast bowler with the Austrailian Cricket Team (and being a hotti)
And also in case you didn't know that the people in charge of this site are fucking psychopaths,
LIVES: Lane Cove, hhehe (near me)
I've never seen hhehe fielding a team in the Sheffield Shield so I'm going to assume that's just skanky teenage 'personality' typing and not an accurate description of his location.
But as usual it's the message board that provides the most terrifying action in these sorts of 'communities'
A big hand though to the person who posted this,
WELL DONE BRETT.. THE ONLY BOWLER IN RECENT MEMORY I CAN REMEMBER GETTING A DOUBLE CENTURY HIT AGAINST HIM.
LEAVE YOUR TRIBUTES HERE FOR THE ONE AND ONLY BRETT LEE.....
Wasn't me, but I wish it was. And the groupies hit back,
geekman u r full of shit not heaps of ppl our age can bowl like brett lee how can u say he is a shit bowler after one bad day think of all the shit he has accomplished over his career and hear all the stuff ppl say about him one of the most exciting players to watch hes a fantastic player and ure just a pathetic loser who wil never make it as far as him and the only way u feel better about ure self is to put him down to make u look bigger and better but it doesnt work u make ureself an absolute dickhead who wouldnt know a good bowler if he was staring u in the face i bet ure shit u could never achieve what brett lee or any other bowler has achieved ever ure a rude c*nt an asshole and an all round faggot why come here and bag on brett it aint getting u ne where we all love him through everything we support him through good days and bad so dont think coming here and puting comments like that bcos we dont wanna hear it we dont bleeve it we bleeve in him not what u say he is an idol a role model some one we all look up to somebody who is twice the person and 10 times the bowler what u r or will ever be take a hint get over yourself and actually learn something about cricket b4 coming in here and bagging our boy
But Alexis won't be bonking Lee tonight, because she swears and HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT. Seriously if this is the case that's double the reason for not being in the team - not only can't he bowl but he can't even sledge properly. Softcock.
I THINK THE GIRLS IN THIS GROUP SWEAR A LOT.NO MATTER WHAT THE REASON THERE IS NO WAY GIRLS SHOULD USE SO MANY BAD WORDS.AND I THINK I READ SOME WHERE THAT BRETT DIDN'T LIKE GIRLS WHO SWEAR.SO IF U GUYS ARE TRULY BRETT LEE FANS THEN U SHOULDN'T SWEAR SO MUCH.AS FOR THE 4TH TEST INDIANS ARE SECOND ONLY TO THE AUSSIES AND IT HAS THE BEST BATTING LINE UP IN THE WORLD (SACHIN IS REGARDED AS THE BEST BATSMEN IN THE WORLD).SO ITS NOT A SUPRISE THAT THEY BATTED EXCEPTIONALLY WELL.AS AN INDIAN I AM HAPPY WITH THEIR PERFORMANCEBUT AS A DIEHARD BRETT LEE FAN I AM SAD THAT BRETT GAVE AWAY TOO MANY RUNS.SO THEREVARE MIXED EMOTIONS.
Then there's the worst prediction in HISTORY shortly before the shambolic game against India on the weekend,
YAY he is playing today's game i'm so happy. He is gona do really well I can just feel it.
Sadly she didn't come back and try and justify the comment later. She did, however, put some things randomly into brackets
Yes I know that Brett is going to Play.
I just hope that Brett Play's the rest of the ("ODI Series.")
You know what it is called when People Constantly Bag someone out?
It's called ("Tall Poppy Syndrome.")
I just wish that all of Brett's ("Fan's") would Stick by Him & not Bag Him out.
I simply can't do justice the madness of these people simply by posting here. You must go and read it for yourself. Sadly there doesn't appear to be any mention of anyone cooking dinner for him Guy style, but surely it's only a matter of time.
Surely these celebs wouldn't actually encourage this sort of thing? If I were semi-famous and was reading rubbish like that I'd start posting and hanging shit on them. It reminds me of that Saturday Night Live episode when William Shatner showed up at a Star Trek convention and started hanging shit on the assorted geeks there. Classic television.