Tuesday, 27 January 2004

Giant chicken robs store

I'd heard about this story before - but this one's got a PICTURE goddammit.

Police said Friday that they arrested a man who allegedly wore a chicken suit while robbing a Kroger grocery store in early January in Columbus.

Donald Haines, 39, of Hilliard, was charged with one count of aggravated robbery. He may face additional charges stemming from a robbery during which the suspect wore a Santa Claus costume to rob a Polaris-area grocery store. 

Oh Chicken Man, what crazy exploits will you get up to next? Something involving a 400 pound transsexual cellmate you'd think.

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