I'd heard about this story before - but this one's got a PICTURE goddammit.
Police said Friday that they arrested a man who allegedly wore a chicken suit while robbing a Kroger grocery store in early January in Columbus.
Donald Haines, 39, of Hilliard, was charged with one count of aggravated robbery. He may face additional charges stemming from a robbery during which the suspect wore a Santa Claus costume to rob a Polaris-area grocery store.
Oh Chicken Man, what crazy exploits will you get up to next? Something involving a 400 pound transsexual cellmate you'd think.