Thursday, 8 December 2005

Celebrity Stalker Corner (Week #13)

It’s back! After a pathetically barren few months for the random spotting of D-Grade celebrities it was a BUMPER night in the Melbourne CBD.

Thursday December 8th, 2005

Approximately 8pm
Near the corner of Swanston and Little Bourke Streets, Melbourne

Ron Walker, former head of the Australian Grand Prix and “Liberal Party heavyweight” shaking hands and chatting enthusiastically with some people wearing bandages outside the Hi-Fi Bar. He looked like he was having the time of his life and his hair was absolutely massive in person.

Approximately 8.15pm
Same place

Paul “Fatty” Vautin wandering down the street towards Bourke Street looking completely shattered. You wouldn’t want to make a guess but by the looks of it he still isn’t over falling off the back of a truck a few months ago. I was tempted to go over and dissect Wests and their 2005 Premiership triumph but he was just too shattered to go over and do a 100% celebrity stalk on.

Your gun stalkings of the August-December period in the comments please. Anyone deemed to have performed a 5 Star Stalk (5SS) wins a TSP Mystery Prize*

* May or may not be a 60 minute audio CD where every track is Rupert Holmes singing the Pina Colada Song

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