SACRILEGE!
According to today's paper SBS have decided to chuck the Eurovision Song Contest's world-famous "You're all shit" sarcastic commentary this year in favour of special comments from some jabrone who hosts the cult movie to an audience of 15 every week. IT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE. The SBS spokesperson said this idiot would provide an insight into the "cultural significance of the event". FUCK CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE! We want commentary that alerts us to fat Russians, old and ugly Germans and completely incomprehensible Macedonians and we want it NOW. I will only accept pre and post-contest reports from this cult movie tosser, and nothing in between. Though sadly it looks as if there's little that can be done about now that he's blagged a free trip halfway around the world.
This is just as bad as when they had it hosted by Effie and a bunch of stereotype foreigners. And they had the gall to run an ad ripping the piss out of that Effie debacle promising that they wouldn't stuff it up this year.
How come some nobody can score a free trip to Latvia but the god of Australian TV Les Murray has to host the FA Cup Final from a studio in Sydney. THIS COUNTRY IS STUFFED.
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