And yes, we lost the Inaugural Phil Gilbert Challenge Cup at the MCG yesterday afternoon. I've forgotten most of what actually went on (except for the fact that we were SHIT and got crucified by the umpires on numerous occassions) so I've come up with this simple equation to explain exactly what happened.
M -sd +su xPC = -30pt
For those of you who don't understand these sorts of things (like me, cos I just made it up) that means Melbourne minus skill and determination plus shit umpiring multiplied by pathetic coaching equals a thirty point loss.
We'll get flogged by Brisbane next week. Then Collingwood. Then somebody else. I sure hope the number one draft pick is going to be an exciting player this year.
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