Tuesday 15 July 2003

Ooh, I'm so scared

AUSTRALIA could face a nuclear attack from North Korea if it got involved in an international force to stop ships carrying weapons of mass destruction, an unofficial spokesman for the North Korean government has warned.

Yeah right. Good luck. Alert your spiritual leader and start building a fallout shelter in the back yard. They probably couldn't get their pissy weapons of mass destruction (and isn't it refreshing to hear a government admit they've got 'em?) across the Sea of Japan let alone all the way down here. Bring it on!

I haven't got a garden to build a shelter in anyway, so I'm fucked when the conflict actually does begin.

PS - They might get lucky and take out Cairns who something, but who'd miss them?

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