Jinxing the entire AFL with one touch of the keyboard

Based on this site I predict the final AFL ladder will finish like this;

1 - West Coast (70)
2 - Brisbane (70)
3 - Port Adelaide (64)
4 - Sydney (60)
5 - Adelaide (52)
6 - Essendon (52)
7 - Fremantle (52)
8 - North Melbourne (50)
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9 - Collingwood (48)
10 - Hawthorn (36)
11 - St. Kilda (36)
12 - Richmond (32)
13 - Melbourne (32)
14 - Geelong (24)
15 - Carlton (20)
16 - Footscray (6)

Which will leave us with the following finals

WEEK ONE
West Coast vs Sydney
Brisbane vs Port Adelaide
Adelaide vs North Melbourne
Essendon vs Fremantle

We'll go for West Coast, Brisbane, North in an upset and Essendon as first week winners. Adelaide and the Dockers can go home.

WEEK TWO
Sydney vs North Melbourne
Port Adelaide vs Essendon

Sydney and Essendon here. We all know Port will choke.

WEEK THREE
West Coast vs Essendon
Brisbane vs Sydney

Clearly you'd have to go for the Eagles and Brisbane here.

GRAND FINAL

West Coast easily. We've had our one close GF for the decade.

Will these tips be any closer to the mark than my pre-season ones? We can only hope so.