Monday, 7 July 2003

Arise, next PM

Further reasons why Mark Latham should be PM,

Mr Latham seemed surprised to learn the phrase 'skanky ho' was a rap term used to describe a smelly whore.

"I don't know much about rap music, I'm a Meatloaf fan," he said.

Skanky ho? Hero! Expect his campaign song to be "I'll Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That". What 'that' refers to is up to your imagination (belting taxi drivers probably).

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