So i've totally lost track of what I was going to say before but I just saw something on TV that inspired me into a whole new avenue of rantage..
I've said here before how much I hate Christina Aguilera, and the complete and utter glee I got from when her video was exposed as having all kinds of messages about kiddy porn written on the wall behind her in Thai, but these days I have somebody I would tend to say annoys me even more.
Can anyone explain to me what purpose that raccoon-woman Avril Lavigne serves for the world? Well, apart from giving 14-year-old boys somebody to have obsessive crushes on. I mean really, her songs are pretty awful as it is (and what the FUCK is up with calling a song "Sk8er Boi" - learn to spell you mad woman) but you've got to hate anyone who is trying to do the "I'm a punk" thing whilst simultaneously doing gut-wrenchingly awful pop music for mass-media corporations.
Now, multinational companies totally rule in my book - and you can't blame them for scamming as much money as possible out of the idiotic music buying public - but do we really need another overdone teen skank in the charts? Really. At least Britney/Christina etc.. aren't puporting to be "Riot Grrrls" or whatever the fuck they're called. All she has to do now is to start pushing some wacky religious barrow and she'll truly ascend to being the anti-christ.
Oh my god, she's wearing a tie - it's like Sid Vicious just climbed out of his grave and started singing again.
Thrillsville
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