I read something highly comical once that said Belgium was famous for three things - Chocolate, paedophile rings and providing a handy backdoor for Germany to attack France through. I found it rather hillarious, but then again I find most things amusing.
Why am I posting this? Erm, no particular reason. I have had one hit in the blog lifetime from Belgium, so i'll expect a few thousand more people googling for Belgian kiddy pron now - joy.
Who am I kidding? The more disturbing the search request, the more I love it!
Speaking of disturbing, here's some of the things making news across this wide, brown, crazy, overpopulated planet..
Michael Jackson's shocked fans in Berlin after appearing to dangle a baby from a hotel window.
The eccentric US pop star had been waving to his German fans when he disappeared back into his room and then a few seconds later brought the baby, with a towel covering its head, out onto the veranda.
Holding the baby with one arm he then briefly dangled the infant over the balcony railing of the Adlon Hotel, before hurrying back into his room with the child.
So, now the reasons why he should be burnt at the stake have reached four figures. And then there's this...
Elizabeth Cornman is a Wiccan with an ax to grind.
Cornman, of Hanover Park, is suing her employer, Mary Kay Cosmetics, for harassment and discrimination based on her religious beliefs.
Seems fair enough to me, have you ever seen what these ugly witch-type-people look like? Hairy underarms are hardly the right look for a company that (probably) endorses a whole raft of beauty items.
Christ, i'm starting to sound like an informercial
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