Now, I haven't posted on Disturbing Search Requests for ages - but I just got this rather amusing email from some random sicko regarding one of my old posts. It's oh-so-formal
"Felix  sent this email to you through Disturbing Search Requests  regarding this page .
Wishing you happy new year dear
kiss to your warm strong dick.
please send me your dick pics in action
Kiss to your warm strong dick! What a hero!