Tuesday 22 April 2003

I don't think I've posted here about the disturbing amount of joy I get from seeing K's inserted randomly into words where they're not supposed to go.

Kwik Kopy? GENIUS! Krazy Glue? Superb! KKK? Not so good (unless we're talking about your local Krazy Kloning Kultists, the Raelians. In that case - WHERE'S THE BABY ALREADY YOU FREAKS?)

But this morning while I was out in the 'burbs I saw a royal who breaks out the spinning roundhouse kick and puts his rivals in the food industry into the intensive care ward.

Ladies and gentlemen, an awed hush please for KING KAULIFLOWER. Located at 42 Grantham St, Brunswick West (Yes, I looked it up). Consider them the official Fruit and Veg supplier of TSP from now on, and shop there for that very reason.

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