Everyone mocks me for banking with Bank of Queensland, but the distinct lack of customers has an advantage in being able to eavesdrop on other customers. Here's a particuarly cringeworthy exchange I heard today between Horny Customer (HC) - a trady sort in a singlet - and Attractive Teller (AT) - an, err, attractive teller..
HC - How are you?
AT - Oh not good, I'm sick
HC - Oh yeah, I noticed you weren't here last week.
AT - I'm getting better now
HC - *laughing* It wasn't that AIDS was it?
HC - I had that once. Ha ha. Got rid of it, gave it to somebody else.
*Adam tries to remain upright whilst feeling the need to fall to the floor*
AT - So....... what can I help you with today?
Supremely inappropriate. Gentlemen, remember that line next time you're trying to woo a special lady.