Surely I can't be the only person who is confused and distressed by the ad currently being shown with Michael Clarke and Pat Rafter. For those who haven't seen it then get confused by clicking here and then answer me these two questions.
1) Why does Clarke have to drop the strides and catch the ball in the old reg grundies? Why doesn't he just catch it in his hands?
2) Wouldn't a tennis ball falling from height and landing straight in your jatz crackers cause some sort of discomfort? Are they suggesting that 'Pup' is not delivering a substantial package to Ms. Lara Bingle? Is this the image he wants to project the nation? No wonder she went for a session with that mong Fevola.