Censor Baiting 101

Naming a greyhound is a difficult process. You have to submit a list of names in order of preference and you'll get the one they choose. Chickem Assassin? Well, that was our first choice but after 2 places in 11 starts you may as well call it PET FOOD. 

Anyway, the racing authorities accidentally let this one through. Race 1, number 1 at Nowra today...  

Unfortunately, it was unplaced. Beaten a good 5 lengths by Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer and Kennebunkport Surprise. 

Also good to see that John Deeks was too busy lobbying for the return of the New Price Is Right or Press Your Luck to bother showing up on the day.