Reasons not to mess with hockey players

Everyone knows that hockey players are violent lunatics right? Well, tell that to these spectators who decided to get involved and found themselves.. shall we say.. outmatched?

   

15 punches in ten seconds from a man with the most spectacular mullet in history. 

   

The winner of the 1990 Calgary "glass jumping" competition.  

Fat man goes to the penalty box with comedic results. And what's the best we can do? Darren Milburn murdering Steven Silvagni and getting yelled at by some Carlton bogans.  

Bonus points to that video for randomly invoking the spirit of Pat Benetar.