If you're playing my new game this year then you might find any of the following on your game card.
* Inappropriate displays of affection
* A public pash
* A private pash that gets busted
* A private shag
* A public shag (please note - if this happens stop playing bingo and start taking pictures)
* Shouting for no apparent reason
* Singing
* Soft drug consumption
* Hard drug consumption
* Workmate vs workmate violence
* Public hurling/urination/worse
* Excess removal of clothing
* General bad behaviour (WILDCARD SPOT)
* Flirting by the married
* Knocking a drink over
* Breaking a glass
* Somebody paying to do shots when regular drinks are free
* Inappropriate anecdotes or jokes
* Strangers cracking onto strangers
* Passing out in a public place
* Passing out in a toilet/cupboard/carpark and being found
* Being escorted out by your workmates
* Being escorted out by security and going quietly
* Being escorted out by security and making noise about it
* Punching on with security
* Police attendance for any reason
* Lifetime bans from the venue for person or company
3 comments:
I'm ashamed to say that a very good proportion of those would be on the tick list for me.
Although that those days are largely been and gone is also a little sad.
Next time you play don't forget that for extra fun you can have an individual and departmental market of who will make idiots of themselves first.
I work in one of those overly-large organisations where each individual department has a seperate Christmas party. And they hold it on a weeknight.
Clearly my reputation precedes me.
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