At this very moment Melbourne are starting 72.5 point underdogs against Geelong tomorrow. My god I'm depressed. Has there been a lower point in our history since losing to Fitzroy by 190 in 1979? Don't ask me, I was minus two at the time.
So, if you're considering a minor flutter onthe 'mons only getting half flogged tomorrow then let this ad, almost certainly featuring the best jingle ever, be your guide.
Win a motza on the footy. Bet against Melbourne.