Ladies and gentlemen, as proof that anything can be found on YouTube we give you the greatest supermarket chain ever, Tuckerbag.
0.00 - This is Mrs. Jackson. She makes her entrance to the wonkiest slide whistle this side of a Marx Brothers movie.
0.06 - Approaching what appears to be a completely unguarded register Mrs. Jackson has two options. She can either stay and wait for somebody to serve her or she can run like buggery and hope that security is lax. Like a complete peanut she stays and is greeted by...
A talking paper bag! Fuck the environment, this is progress!
0.19 - Before the bag, shaking like it's either got a serious case of Parkinsons or there's a puppeteer with a hand fair up it's clack, lets us in a variety of unrealistically low prices. 89c for biscuits? FTW!
0.24 - The bag poses with it's ill-gotten bounty before debuting the greatest catchphrase of all time,
Was "Hello Tucker" already copyrighted?
And while we all know that Tuckerbag was consigned to the tip when IGA came along, what we're asking is what happened to Mrs. Jackson.