If you're anything like me whenever you see a headline on a newspaper website that looks even mildly controversial you dive straight in. Not to read the article as such, because they're usually tremendously boring or something you already know but to hook into what the nutbags are writing in as comments.
Take this story for instance. People like having other people go down on them SHOCK HORROR - Alert the mobile news crews and get ready for around the clock CNN coverage.
Here's two of the best from Shocked and Appalled of Fremantle (Click for full size..);
Who exactly is going to be manufacturing these jars of death? Heinz? And seriously - sharp teeth? WHAT PLANET ARE YOU PEOPLE ON?