20 to 1: Amusing Greek Terrorists...

... AKA the episode that Bert refused to host. 

There must be an art to coming with a name for your armed commando group. Once somebody steps over the line and starts pinging firebombs at TGI Fridays to protest curly fry prices, the next step is coming up with a catchy name that strikes fear into the hearts of capitalists everywhere. 

In Greece left-wing terrorism is practically a national sport, but as you can see from this list they are also beset with a cavalcade of baffling group names. I'm not sure if we're missing something in the translation but surely the last thing you want to do is to set off your dinky little bomb made from wires and ping pong balls then send claim responsibility with a name that will be laughed out of the room. Apparently the Greeks are happy for their armed struggle to happen in the name of groups sounding like power ballads, decathalon events, and/or Belle & Sebastian album tracks. Here's twenty of the best. Try and guess which one Phil Collins will name his new album after.

20. Solidarity Gas Canisters 

19. Anarchist Attack Teams 

18. Children of Fire 

17. Anti-Power Struggle 

16. Chaotic Attack Front 

15. Consciously Enraged 

14. Fires of Hell 

13. Anarchist Faction for Subversion 

12. Thus Far and No Further 

11. Uncontrolled Rage 

10. Fighting Guerillas of May 

9. Knights of the Torched Bank 

8. Revolutionary Torch-Bearing Run 

7. Movement Against State Arbitrariness 

6. Torrid Winter 

5. The Committee for Promotion of Intransigence 

4. Melting Nuclei 

3. Nuclei for Promoting Total Catastrophe 

2. Revolutionary Subversive Faction-Commando Unibomber 

1. Anti-Authority Erotic Cells 

* We do not endorse blowing anything up. I respectfully request ASIO not to open a file on me solely on the basis of this post, please take everything else into account.