Tonight on Lateline they advanced the theory that Malcolm Turnbull is deliberately careering towards destruction to martyr himself. I'm for it - here's my political dream team fantasy.
Malcolm agrees to an interview on the Alan Jones show. The moment AJ opens his mouth Malcolm slaps the taste out of it. He then storms out the door, pushes a couple of reporters over, gets in his car and drives it to Parliament House in a harrowing OJ Simpson style police pursuit. There he goes inside, knocks on Tony Abbott's door, says "Here's your leadership" and headbutts him. He then picks up a folding chair and starts decking members of his own party with it before stopping to repeatedly focus on Cory Bernardi. Finding that no matter how hard you hit him you can't make a dint in that ridiculous hair, he then turns around to see Wilson Tuckey and yells "Ironbar this you crunt" before dropping him.
Then, with police and security right on his tail he breaks the lines and makes it into the Senate public gallery where just as the doors have been locked and the division on the ETS has been called for he throws himself off the balcony and onto Bill Heffernan a'la the end of Thelma and Louise.
Any danger? Even climate change skeptics would vote for that.