Monday, 24 January 2005

School camp to Guantanomo Bay

And you thought this city was only good for providing weather predicting groundhogs. Alas it’s at a hotbed of teenage terrorism as well,

Three 11-year-old boys and a 10-year-old girl tried to hijack their school bus near Punxsutawney this morning… one of the boys pulled a knife from a book bag and held it near another student. He demanded driver Janet McQuown, 52, stop and get off the bus. A police new release says she pulled over along Pine Tree Church Road in Oliver Township and ‘the knife was removed from the juvenile’s possession.’ It doesn’t say how… The news release did not immediately say what the hijackers intended to do with the bus

I’ll bet they were going to drive it directly into that fucking Groundhog. At least I hope they were.

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