* A standing ovation for Christopher Reeve in Sydney. A fitting tribute to a brave man, or just taking the piss?
* Somewhat 'disturbed' 16-year-old objects to the new school year and burns Glen Waverley College to the ground in protest, causing 20 million (!) dollars damage. Anyone who has seen the footage will sure agree that it looks more like he (allegedly) napalmed the place rather than just (allegedly) setting it on fire. Unbelievable damage. Screw sending him to prison, hand him over to the army instead. When the business of turning Iraq into a multi-level carpark begins it'll be these kind of people and their extraordinary talent for destruction that will really make a difference.